I AM BACK

AFTER 6 YEARS I'M BACK, LIKE A BAD PENNY...A FILTHY DIRTY, NAUGHTY, BAD PENNY.

LOOK FOR NEW POSTS HERE ON MY BLOG.  MY DIRTY MIND NEEDS TO VENT.

I AM AVAILABLE EVERY DAY ON NITEFLIRT FOR PHONE CALLS.  I WILL WATCH YOU ON SKYPE, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE, WHILE WE TALK, IF THAT GETS YOU EXCITED.  I CAN SEE YOU, BUT YOU CANNOT SEE ME ON SKYPE.

I AM ALWAYS ON NITEFLIRT CHAT. I AM GOOD AT ANSWERING MY NITEFLIRT MAIL. REACH OUT. I DON’T BITE...HARD.

I ALWAYS HAVE TOYS AND FLOWING JUICES HANDY FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE.

NITEFLIRT SERVICES
CHAT
PHONE CALL
PHONE CALL + I WATCH YOU ON SKYPE

I AM GETTING WET, WHILE I AM WRITING THIS POST.  I SHIT YOU NOT.  MY PANTIES ARE GETTING SOAKED.  WHY AM I ALWAYS SO JUICY?

IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH ME, I AM THE HORNIEST WOMAN IN AMERICA AND, QUITE POSSIBLY, THE WORLD.  I MASTURBATE MULTIPLE TIMES EVERY DAY.  I HAVE AN INSATIABLE SEXUAL APPETITE.  I CAN DEEP-THROAT 12” WITH EASE.  I LOVE ANAL SEX, THE ROUGHER, THE BETTER.  I WILL INSIST THAT YOU POUND ME HARDER AND HARDER IN MY BACKDOOR.  I AM VERY VERBAL.

I AM IN MY EARLY FORTIES, BUT I DON’T LOOK IT.  I AM TALL AND NATURALLY BUSTY. I AM ENDOWED WITH F CUP TITTIES.  I HAVE LONG RED HAIR AND BIG GRAY EYES.  I HAVE FLAWLESS FAIR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL FULL SOFT DICK-SUCKING LIPS.  I AM SHAVED AS SMOOTH AS A BOWLING BALL FROM MY NECK DOWN.

LOW-SLUNG BALLS

Am I a whore, because I love a guy with low hung balls?  No.  That's not what makes me a whore.

I love to teabag, fondle, lick, and suck a set of nuts.

DIRTY TRUCKER LOVE

I need someone to get me this for Christmas!

I AM SUPER HORNY

I need this to keep me busy. SO FUCKING HOT!

THIS BLOG

I can't believe I've maintained this blog for almost six years. I promise to deliver more erotic tales for my fans. Stand by.

CHICAGO PHONE SEX

I offer the hottest damn phone sex in Chicago. Hell, I offer the smuttiest phone sex in all of Illinois. Come to think of it, I am the hottest phone sex operator in America.

Just try me. You'll see.

PROSTITUTION TIMELINE

I found this link fascinating.

It's worth a read.

Does One Exist?

http://www.xvideos.com/video666003/dirty_deepthroat_2_gag_puke_facefuck_disgrace_gagging_blowjob_teen

I've waited my entire life to find a cock so big it makes me puke while I deepthroat it.  I have yet to find one.  This video shows a girl deepthroating a long beautiful cock.  I doubt I would gag on it, like she does.  Which begs the question, "Does a cock exist that's so big it would make me gag?"  I doubt it, but I am open to comers...so to speak.

PORN

My new kick is fleshlight masturbation videos.  Hot!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Here's wishing everyone a fabulous New Year!

STATUS OR STATASS, AS THE CASE MAY BE

I offer hot, uninhibited phone sex.

I thank my fans for their encouragement over the years that I've written this Blog. It amazes me how many people get a kick out of it.

I am the horniest woman alive, so I enjoy phone sex a great deal.

Stand by for updates. I'll keep the posts and phone calls going as long as I can.

Tits

I love twisting my nipples hard and pulling on them while I jerk off. Sometimes, I'll put on nipple clamps, so my hands are free to explore my cunt.

I find most guys don't know how to play with a girl's boobies during sex, because they just don't bother to ask how we like it (every girl is different). Me...I like to feel your hands on my tits, lightly squeezing, jiggling, then playing rough with my nips until I cum all over your cock. Sucking is good, too, as long as it's really hard with some nibbling. Most guys suck so soft you can't even feel it. That just makes them wet and isn't any fun at all.

In summation, ask your chick what she likes and you'll achieve successful boobage.

Accused 'Craigslist Killer' Found Dead In Jail Cell

Thanks, Phil, for saving the Commonwealth of Massachusetts a ton of money trying your pathetic ass in court. I pray this brings Julissa Brisman's family some closure and satisfaction.

Fellatio

It really irks me when I see porn stars who can't give head. Obviously, they are being paid to be a pretty face and body and not for their mad head skills. It's not rocket science. You just use your tongue on the guy's anus, rimming him really well, then tongue his balls, sucking them softly into your mouth, then you bathe his cock with your tongue, and go all the way down until your lips touch his body. You do this over and over, then take his cum deep down your throat and swallow it like the cum-guzzling whore you are. Alternatively, you allow him to grab your hair and pull your head back and hold your head still while he pummels your face with his load until you look like you just ate a glazed donut the sloppy way. If so desired, one may allow him to keep your eye open with his fingers and shoot a pink eye cum load right into it to prove you're nothing but a jizz slut. Sometimes, the guy likes to spooge on your tits and watch you lick it off. Really, ladies, blowjobs aren't rocket science, just raw, animal instinct perpetrated by perverted throat gagging cum whores.

Horny

I'm horny.

So, what else is new?

:-D

Dart's Folly

While Sheriff Tom Dart was out suing Craigslist and rounding up hookers and Johns, violence ran so out of control in Chicago that they're thinking of calling in the National Guard. A toddler shot while sitting in a car with her two sisters, 113 people killed since January 1st, and gang and gun violence at an all-time high and Dart is out running stings against consenting adults. He's not out getting streetwalkers off the roads. He's busy putting undercover female officers on Craigslist posing as prostitutes and sending undercover male officers to the doors of escorts. I suppose non-violent, victimless crime takes precedence over murders for a good reason. I think everyone should send Dart a letter asking him why, because I cannot come up with a good reason. Ask him if it's because 80% of the victims are African-American. Perhaps, he values black lives less than the titillation of catching consenting adults enjoying the world's oldest profession. God forbid the Cook County Sheriff's office assist in curbing gun crime in Chicago. Instead, just call in the National Guard. Yes, I am *rolling on the floor, laughing my fat ass off*, not because of the tragic death of 113 people, but because Dart has screwed up priorities aimed at him eventually being elected to a higher office and no one holds him accountable.

Air Supply

I think Air Supply is one of the most underrated bands of all time.

COCK

I love it when you guys send me photos of yourselves and tell me you like to whack off to me. It gets me hot and wet thinking about it. Those of you who follow my blog know how much I love posting these photos. Keep 'em coming (pun intended).

HUMOR IS SEXY

I hate facial hair, but I'd make an exception in his case, because he's so damn funny. I would marry him and bear his children...his mutant, hairy, maladjusted children. I would even convert to Greek Orthodox for him. His intellect moves me. I want to live with him in the foothills of North Carolina, where we'd both grow old fucking and writing in our writer's retreat. I would make him wear a jock strap, instead of boxers or briefs. We'd celebrate our anniversary every year by road-tripping to Mexico to watch wrestling. I would allow him to drink himself to death in the name of art.

Horniness

Why does this image make me horny? LOL