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Friday, June 25, 2010


It really irks me when I see porn stars who can't give head. Obviously, they are being paid to be a pretty face and body and not for their mad head skills. It's not rocket science. You just use your tongue on the guy's anus, rimming him really well, then tongue his balls, sucking them softly into your mouth, then you bathe his cock with your tongue, and go all the way down until your lips touch his body. You do this over and over, then take his cum deep down your throat and swallow it like the cum-guzzling whore you are. Alternatively, you allow him to grab your hair and pull your head back and hold your head still while he pummels your face with his load until you look like you just ate a glazed donut the sloppy way. If so desired, one may allow him to keep your eye open with his fingers and shoot a pink eye cum load right into it to prove you're nothing but a jizz slut. Sometimes, the guy likes to spooge on your tits and watch you lick it off. Really, ladies, blowjobs aren't rocket science, just raw, animal instinct perpetrated by perverted throat gagging cum whores.

Thursday, June 24, 2010


I'm horny.

So, what else is new?