THIS IS WHAT I CONSIDER SEXY

This is a UK commercial/music video by Agent Provocateur (love their lingerie) starring Dita von Teese and featuring a brilliant cover of Joy Division's "She's Lost Control."  I saw Dita von Teese's burlesque show years ago here in Chicago. It was divine.

KEEP EM CUMMING

I love it when you send me cock pics. Keep them coming. Look at the mushroom head on this one!

I CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING

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Keep Sending Them

I love it when you guys send me pictures of your cocks. Keep it up (no pun intended). :-)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Happy VD to all my special friends. You guys are great.

Valentine's Day

I need a date! LOL.

RIP ANS

You were a DIVA. You're with your son, now. Rest in peace.

*note to self* Don't become a pillhead.

Ode to a BBW

I dedicate this to you my good friend Cadence.

The beauty of voluptuous womankind
Gazing on curves to thrill my mind
To feel the touch of a wonderous woman
My manhood engorged with blood strongly flowing
Corpora Cavernosa filled to the brim
Oral pleasure to satisfy my carnal instincts

Glorious mounds of flesh
Mammaries of my memories
To last through all eternity
Forever pleasing my lips
Upon areolas with wonderous delight

And then to taste sweet lips
Of your Face and Rosebud
Dining on juice so sweet and pure

Vaginal warmth on a cold winter's day
My member an ember for pleasure and play
And now to explore the thing that I dare
The nether region of anal so round and so fair
A thrust to delight you as I tug on your hair
Forbidden pleasures, to lust for and share
Withdrawal and release on feminine beauty
Ejaculatory for your Rubenesque Booty

Take care gorgeous lady of size and of girth
You doth fill my heart with joy and with mirth

H&T.... February 2, in the year of our Lord, 2007