PROSTITUTION TIMELINE

I found this link fascinating.

It's worth a read.

Does One Exist?

http://www.xvideos.com/video666003/dirty_deepthroat_2_gag_puke_facefuck_disgrace_gagging_blowjob_teen

I've waited my entire life to find a cock so big it makes me puke while I deepthroat it.  I have yet to find one.  This video shows a girl deepthroating a long beautiful cock.  I doubt I would gag on it, like she does.  Which begs the question, "Does a cock exist that's so big it would make me gag?"  I doubt it, but I am open to comers...so to speak.

PORN

My new kick is fleshlight masturbation videos.  Hot!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Here's wishing everyone a fabulous New Year!

STATUS OR STATASS, AS THE CASE MAY BE

I offer hot, uninhibited phone sex.

I thank my fans for their encouragement over the years that I've written this Blog. It amazes me how many people get a kick out of it.

I am the horniest woman alive, so I enjoy phone sex a great deal.

Stand by for updates. I'll keep the posts and phone calls going as long as I can.

Tits

I love twisting my nipples hard and pulling on them while I jerk off. Sometimes, I'll put on nipple clamps, so my hands are free to explore my cunt.

I find most guys don't know how to play with a girl's boobies during sex, because they just don't bother to ask how we like it (every girl is different). Me...I like to feel your hands on my tits, lightly squeezing, jiggling, then playing rough with my nips until I cum all over your cock. Sucking is good, too, as long as it's really hard with some nibbling. Most guys suck so soft you can't even feel it. That just makes them wet and isn't any fun at all.

In summation, ask your chick what she likes and you'll achieve successful boobage.

Accused 'Craigslist Killer' Found Dead In Jail Cell

Thanks, Phil, for saving the Commonwealth of Massachusetts a ton of money trying your pathetic ass in court. I pray this brings Julissa Brisman's family some closure and satisfaction.

Fellatio

It really irks me when I see porn stars who can't give head. Obviously, they are being paid to be a pretty face and body and not for their mad head skills. It's not rocket science. You just use your tongue on the guy's anus, rimming him really well, then tongue his balls, sucking them softly into your mouth, then you bathe his cock with your tongue, and go all the way down until your lips touch his body. You do this over and over, then take his cum deep down your throat and swallow it like the cum-guzzling whore you are. Alternatively, you allow him to grab your hair and pull your head back and hold your head still while he pummels your face with his load until you look like you just ate a glazed donut the sloppy way. If so desired, one may allow him to keep your eye open with his fingers and shoot a pink eye cum load right into it to prove you're nothing but a jizz slut. Sometimes, the guy likes to spooge on your tits and watch you lick it off. Really, ladies, blowjobs aren't rocket science, just raw, animal instinct perpetrated by perverted throat gagging cum whores.

Horny

I'm horny.

So, what else is new?

:-D

Dart's Folly

While Sheriff Tom Dart was out suing Craigslist and rounding up hookers and Johns, violence ran so out of control in Chicago that they're thinking of calling in the National Guard. A toddler shot while sitting in a car with her two sisters, 113 people killed since January 1st, and gang and gun violence at an all-time high and Dart is out running stings against consenting adults. He's not out getting streetwalkers off the roads. He's busy putting undercover female officers on Craigslist posing as prostitutes and sending undercover male officers to the doors of escorts. I suppose non-violent, victimless crime takes precedence over murders for a good reason. I think everyone should send Dart a letter asking him why, because I cannot come up with a good reason. Ask him if it's because 80% of the victims are African-American. Perhaps, he values black lives less than the titillation of catching consenting adults enjoying the world's oldest profession. God forbid the Cook County Sheriff's office assist in curbing gun crime in Chicago. Instead, just call in the National Guard. Yes, I am *rolling on the floor, laughing my fat ass off*, not because of the tragic death of 113 people, but because Dart has screwed up priorities aimed at him eventually being elected to a higher office and no one holds him accountable.

Air Supply

I think Air Supply is one of the most underrated bands of all time.

COCK

I love it when you guys send me photos of yourselves and tell me you like to whack off to me. It gets me hot and wet thinking about it. Those of you who follow my blog know how much I love posting these photos. Keep 'em coming (pun intended).

HUMOR IS SEXY

I hate facial hair, but I'd make an exception in his case, because he's so damn funny. I would marry him and bear his children...his mutant, hairy, maladjusted children. I would even convert to Greek Orthodox for him. His intellect moves me. I want to live with him in the foothills of North Carolina, where we'd both grow old fucking and writing in our writer's retreat. I would make him wear a jock strap, instead of boxers or briefs. We'd celebrate our anniversary every year by road-tripping to Mexico to watch wrestling. I would allow him to drink himself to death in the name of art.

Horniness

Why does this image make me horny? LOL

NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL

By far, my favorite role is that of the naughty schoolgirl. I love to wear my short plaid skirt, white bobby socks, black Mary Jane shoes, short-sleeved white shirt, and class tie. I look so cute and innocent in my uniform, but deep down, under that sweet exterior, beats the heart of a belligerent, misbehaving brat who is long overdue for some punishment.

You have a mind to grab her, put her over your knees, hold her by her pigtails, lift her skirt, and spank her white cotton-pantied bottom until it's red hot.

But, watch out! Do that, and your brat will start to drip cunt juice out of her slutty little gash right before your eyes. Her nipples will poke through her blouse and her ass will rise in the air, squirming for more.

You pull her panties up tight against her bottom, so tight that they disappear in her ass crack. This makes her moan. Her moaning gets you hot. She feels your prick grow into her belly as you spank her harder. You need relief. It's her fault you have a boner. If she hadn't been squirming like that, you wouldn't have gotten hard.

You pull her off your lap and force her on her knees. You grab her pigtails and pull back, so her face looks up at you. You use your other hand to lower your zipper. You tell her to take out what's in your pants. She reaches in and pulls out your massive stiff one. You use your free hand to pry open her mouth, using your dick like a crowbar. She tries to spit it out, but you shove it deeper until she gags on it. You make her hold it at the back of her throat to the count of ten. She gasps for air and pushes you away. You have no choice but to hogtie her in the kneeling position. Your jizz has to come out and she's going to have to take her medicine.

You have her wrists tied behind her back. Her ankles are tied together and you have them connected to her wrist restraints. Her back is arched, jutting her enormous breasts forward. You have her tits bound with rope. They've turned purple from the tight ropes encircling them. You clamped her nipples and hung a heavy weight on the chain connecting the two nipple clamps. Her cunt lips are covered in clothespins and her ass is filled with the biggest plug you could find. She's sitting on a massive dildo. She's wearing a posture collar that forces her face upward, bringing her mouth at crotch level. Her schoolgirl uniform is laying on the floor where you made her strip it off for you.

You come at her with your rock hard staff, grab the back of her head, and force fuck her mouth with no mercy. She needs to learn her lesson. If the little bitch is going to act like a whore, you'll treat her like one. You jam your dick in and out of her drooling mouth, gagging her on your length, filling her mouth with your pre-cum. You're about to cum, so you force her face down on you and hold it there, pumping your giant load down her throat. Her eyes are watering and she's making choking sounds. You drain every last drop. She can breathe when you're finished.

This slut needs her cherry popped. You have a surprise for her tomorrow. You tell her to come into your office after school tomorrow. She shudders as you tell her this, while you are removing her bonds, your cock pulses with aftershocks. This gash is going to be trained for your pleasure. She needs this. You're going to teach her everything about pleasure and pain. She is yours to use.

Joe Jonas

I want to turn his purity ring black! Yum! Big, fat twenty year old Evangelical Christian virgin cock. Oh, Mama!

I'd do her.

The Old Question

I thought I'd answer the old question, "Who would you choose to have dinner conversation with, living or dead, if you could do so with anyone?"

There are so many that it's hard to narrow it down, but I'll take a stab at it.

Mae West
Katherine Hepburn
Hunter S Thompson
Jesus Christ
Erik Satie
Amelia Earhart
Mary Jo Kopechne
JonBenét Ramsey
Lizzie Borden
Frederick Nietzsche
Audrey Hepburn
Cary Grant
Salvador Dali
Marilyn Monroe
Ernest Hemmingway
Leonardo da Vinci
Julia Child

RIP Ted Kennedy

Whether or not you agree with his politics, you have to respect the fact that he loved America and served her well for many years. His dedication was immeasurable. When I think of him, the first words that come to mind are compassion, dedication, and sexy. And, that's not such a bad legacy to leave behind.

Wise Words

Love the earth and sun and animals,
Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks,
Stand up for the stupid and crazy,
Devote your income and labor to others...
And your very flesh shall be a great poem.
-- Walt Whitman