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Merry Christmas Eve!

It's now officially Christmas Eve. I'm so excited. I love the holidays. Joy to all! Enjoy the festivities.

Should I buy this exciting dress, so I can play sexy Mrs. Claus?

Horny Weather by Lena Storm

Does anyone get the joke in the title of this blog entry, or is my sense of humor too lame?

I'm incredibly horny. Perhaps, it's the weather. I love this kind of drizzle. It makes me feel cuddly. I have the urge to get under the covers and grope. I could put a cock in my mouth right now and suck until my jaw locks. I can feel and taste that creamy goodness shooting down my throat. Yummy!

Fashionista

I have to admit to being a bit of a fashionista. My favorite designers include Givenchy, Jean Paul Gaultier, Yves Saint Laurent, Betsey Johnson, Vivienne Westwood, Coco Chanel, Manolo Blahnik, and Valentino. I now have an absolute favorite and his name is Gaultier. I used to wear his fragrance. It's divine. However, the reason he is now my favorite is because he used Velvet D'Amour on the runway. In case you are unfamiliar with her, she is a 39 year old, 5'8", 291 pound model/actress. :-) That's her on Gaultier's runway in the picture above. I bet she's a diva.

I need to get laid

Seriously. I'm busting at the seams with horniness. I need a good Rogering. I need to make the beast with two backs. I need to make mattress magic. I need to go to orgasmville. I need a one way ticket to ecstasy. I need to visit cumtown. I need to squeak and sweat. I need a facial. I need me bum played with. My nipples need attention. I know this probably all sounds very needy, but I just get so horny and I haven't been laid in what seems like forever.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope you like this picture of a sexy chick!

Spiritual Fulfillment

I cannot get enough fat cock. My orifices are the gateways to my spiritual fulfillment. My orgasms and those of my partner(s) are rapturous triumphs. They make me feel godlike. They make me ecstatic. When I am taking/receiving a cock, it is enlightening.

I find cocks aesthetically pleasing. I love to look at them. I save favorite cock pictures on my computer and look at them when I am horny. Before I turn in for the night, I shall look at one and start fantasizing. I'll masturbate, cum a few times, feel sated for the moment, and go to sleep. I love cock. This is a photo from my collection. Now, you know what I'll be looking at in a moment to get myself worked up for diddling my clit. Send me a picture of your cock. I want to see it. Take a photo of your little man and e-mail it to me, so I can whack off to it.