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Friday, May 22, 2009

National Masturbation Month & Fat Pussies


May is National Masturbation Month.

The celebration reaches its climax on May 28, which is National Masturbation Day.

According to statistics, 94% of males and 70% of females claim that they masturbate. These stats seem a little low for both genders to me, but what do I know?

I've decided to take things into my own hands (hell ya, pun intended) and do my damnedest to celebrate the month to its fullest.



March 2, 2009

Chatsworth, Calif. - Topco Sales introduces April Flores' Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy, exclusive to the Wildfire Celebrity Series.

The piece, which weighs in at almost 8 pounds, gives fans of BBW a new way to live out their fantasies.

"Topco Sales outdid themselves with my coochie," Flores said. "She is an exact replica of me - big, bold and beautiful."

Molded directly from the star, the piece realistically replicates April's fleshy folds and soft, ample thighs. It is the first BBW piece in the company's Wildfire Celebrity Series. It is waterproof, phthalate-free, and made in the U.S.

"April Flores is the first plus-sized star to have her body made available to the consumer by Topco Sales," said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales. "We are thrilled that she has chosen to work exclusively with us to bring her toys to BBW fans."

April Flores has starred in numerous films and has been featured in countless magazines. Voted one of Fleshbot's Crush Objects of 2006, she has a massive and rabid following within the BBW fan community.