THIS BLOG

I can't believe I've maintained this blog for five and a half years. I promise to deliver more erotic tales for my fans. Stand by.

CHICAGO PHONE SEX

I offer the hottest damn phone sex in Chicago. Hell, I offer the smuttiest phone sex in all of Illinois. Come to think of it, I am the hottest phone sex operator in America.

Just try me. You'll see.

PROSTITUTION TIMELINE

I found this link fascinating.

It's worth a read.

A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART

Now, this girl knows what I'm talking about.

http://www.jizzhut.com/videos/asian-girl-rough-sex-with-white-guy-159917.html#

HOT ANAL VIDEO!

I can't stop masturbating to this video.  I've cum like a million times to it.  I put my vibrating inflatable butt plug up my ass and pump it up to the max while twisting my nipples and rubbing my clit until I jizz.  That girl has great titties, too.

http://www.xvideos.com/video378558/ass_gapping

Does One Exist?

http://www.xvideos.com/video666003/dirty_deepthroat_2_gag_puke_facefuck_disgrace_gagging_blowjob_teen

I've waited my entire life to find a cock so big it makes me puke while I deepthroat it.  I have yet to find one.  This video shows a girl deepthroating a long beautiful cock.  I doubt I would gag on it, like she does.  Which begs the question, "Does a cock exist that's so big it would make me gag?"  I doubt it, but I am open to comers...so to speak.

PORN

My new kick is fleshlight masturbation videos.  Hot!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Here's wishing everyone a fabulous New Year!