I will be in the DC/Baltimore/NoVA area soon. I will also be making a trek to NNJ. If you'd like to enjoy my company, let me know by e-mailing me at cadencejohnsonryder at gmail dot com.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Fellatio
It really irks me when I see porn stars who can't give head. Obviously, they are being paid to be a pretty face and body and not for their mad head skills. It's not rocket science. You just use your tongue on the guy's anus, rimming him really well, then tongue his balls, sucking them softly into your mouth, then you bathe his cock with your tongue, and go all the way down until your lips touch his body. You do this over and over, then take his cum deep down your throat and swallow it like the cum-guzzling whore you are. Alternatively, you allow him to grab your hair and pull your head back and hold your head still while he pummels your face with his load until you look like you just ate a glazed donut the sloppy way. If so desired, one may allow him to keep your eye open with his fingers and shoot a pink eye cum load right into it to prove you're nothing but a jizz slut. Sometimes, the guy likes to spooge on your tits and watch you lick it off. Really, ladies, blowjobs aren't rocket science, just raw, animal instinct perpetrated by perverted throat gagging cum whores.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Dart's Folly
While Sheriff Tom Dart was out suing Craigslist and rounding up hookers and Johns, violence ran so out of control in Chicago that they're thinking of calling in the National Guard. A toddler shot while sitting in a car with her two sisters, 113 people killed since January 1st, and gang and gun violence at an all-time high and Dart is out running stings against consenting adults. He's not out getting streetwalkers off the roads. He's busy putting undercover female officers on Craigslist posing as prostitutes and sending undercover male officers to the doors of escorts. I suppose non-violent, victimless crime takes precedence over murders for a good reason. I think everyone should send Dart a letter asking him why, because I cannot come up with a good reason. Ask him if it's because 80% of the victims are African-American. Perhaps, he values black lives less than the titillation of catching consenting adults enjoying the world's oldest profession. God forbid the Cook County Sheriff's office assist in curbing gun crime in Chicago. Instead, just call in the National Guard. Yes, I am *rolling on the floor, laughing my fat ass off*, not because of the tragic death of 113 people, but because Dart has screwed up priorities aimed at him eventually being elected to a higher office and no one holds him accountable.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
COCK
I love it when you guys send me photos of yourselves and tell me you like to whack off to me. It gets me hot and wet thinking about it. Those of you who follow my blog know how much I love posting these photos. Keep 'em coming (pun intended).
