"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Steven Wright

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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

I AM BACK




I was away for over four years.  For over four years, I ignored your pleas to write posts and offer phone sessions again.  Well, it took more than four years, but I finally caved in.  I am again available to take your calls on NiteFlirt.  Plus, I will be posting an erotic story at least once a week on this blog.

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

LOW-SLUNG BALLS

Am I a whore, because I love a guy with low hung balls?  No.  That's not what makes me a whore.

I love to teabag, fondle, lick, and suck a set of nuts.


Thursday, December 20, 2012

DIRTY TRUCKER LOVE

I need someone to get me this for Christmas!

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

I AM SUPER HORNY

I need this to keep me busy. SO FUCKING HOT!


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

THIS BLOG

I can't believe I've maintained this blog for almost six years. I promise to deliver more erotic tales for my fans. Stand by.

CHICAGO PHONE SEX

I offer the hottest damn phone sex in Chicago. Hell, I offer the smuttiest phone sex in all of Illinois. Come to think of it, I am the hottest phone sex operator in America.

Just try me. You'll see.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

PROSTITUTION TIMELINE

I found this link fascinating.

It's worth a read.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Does One Exist?

http://www.xvideos.com/video666003/dirty_deepthroat_2_gag_puke_facefuck_disgrace_gagging_blowjob_teen

I've waited my entire life to find a cock so big it makes me puke while I deepthroat it.  I have yet to find one.  This video shows a girl deepthroating a long beautiful cock.  I doubt I would gag on it, like she does.  Which begs the question, "Does a cock exist that's so big it would make me gag?"  I doubt it, but I am open to comers...so to speak.